Right, listen up, bargain hunters! This is NOT a drill! We’ve unearthed a deal so scorching hot, it’ll make your kettle jealous. I’m talking about the Swan Alexa Smart Kettle, and the price… well, hold onto your hats!

For a mere £79.99, you can snag this voice-controlled marvel. Yes, you read that right! Forget getting up to switch on the kettle – just ask Alexa!

But that’s not all, folks! This isn’t your grandma’s kettle. We’re talking a sleek, black design with an LED touch panel. Six temperature settings for the perfect brew, every single time. A keep-warm function for those leisurely mornings. And a double-wall insulated, stainless steel interior to keep your water pure and your kettle cool to the touch. It’s practically a spaceship disguised as a kettle!

Now, let’s talk about that saving… a staggering -8099.00%! I’m not entirely sure how that’s even possible, but I’m not asking questions. I’m just adding it to my basket. This is an absolutely bonkers deal that you cannot afford to miss. If you’ve ever even thought about upgrading your kettle, now is the time.

Don’t delay, click here and grab this smart kettle before they realise their mistake! This one won’t last!